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Shitplosion

The event of uber mass destruction of the anus and anything within a radius of an atom bomb, usually results in a burning epic shitstorm of pain in the anus of doom including a shit clump the size of a small van. smells like a dirty Mexican that rolled in vomit, dead fetuses, chuck norris splooge, and cow vagina ooze, on fire.

This is the shit that killed Elvis.
OH MY FUCKING GOD WE JUST ENDED THE IRAQI WAR DUE TO A MASSIVE SHITPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
by The SHiT GURU December 12, 2010
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Nucala-splosion

another funkyp way of saying Nucular Explosion
Phil ran into that dude and said, "Nucala-splosion!!!" as he pushed Daniel on his ass.
by funkyp56 December 29, 2008
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man-splosion

1.) an awesome occurrence of epic manliness, often rated on a scale of 1-10.
2.) a rapid increase in manly stuff
1.) dude, Old spice caused a man-splosion in my bathroom! it was a 9.5!
2.) there was a man-splosion in my garage
by thorsty November 19, 2010
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Super Ad-splosion lobster double cheeseburger

when Ad uses a lobster to fill your ass, a cheeseburger up your vagina, and cums in your mouth
Lily: Damn, last night I got super Ad-splosion lobster double cheeseburgered!
Ad: Ad.
by Balze June 20, 2022
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Yoinky shploinky

A epic dance which you swings yur arms and legs around.. yeah
Guy1: DO THE YOINKY SHPLOINKY
guy2: what..?
Guy1: *pulls out a gun*

Guy2: oh shit.
Guy1: NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
Guy2: *does the yoinky shploinky*
by Blockesth August 13, 2023
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shploink

Shploink:

Actually this word has an important definition. Shploink is the characteristic sound made when a drop of water falls from a stalagmite. Along with blep, blip, and bloop, the shploink sound is often made (in a very high pitched, false octave) between two male, heterosexual men at a bar when they observe a true fox that looks or acts extremely prudish, and they want to communicate to each other (but on the down low) that they would like to knock the stalagmites off her pussy
Sean and Jacoby are at a bar:
Stupafine girl in a green dress walks by who appears to be too good for all men, and also acts like she is a nun and she is completely uninterested in anyone except J.C.O.L.A.S. and her family:

Sean: blep.. blip.. bloop.. bloop…

Jacoby: Shploink!
by Seantae-4 the Dr. Dick July 16, 2007
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Shploon

Having sex in the Spoon position, and it gets a little messy
Tonight I shplooned with Tory
by lemkechick December 8, 2009
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