shit house

Getting shit faced at the SigEp house.

It's Thursday night you gettin' shit house?

by Hand Banana October 30, 2007

Shit House

A "Shit House" is what you call someone who is very ugly.

"Look at that guy over there with the mullet, what a shit house.

by Tonto November 18, 2004

Shit House Polio

Conditon making one's legs shaky and unresponsive following moderate to long sessions sitting on a toilet.

I spent nearly an hour pushing that one out. With the worst case of shit house polio i can remember, it took me ten more minutes just to make it to the sink.

by Mustard King April 1, 2010

shit house

a persons stomach

my shit house is killin me like a bitch after drinkin all that cum

by dragonslayer1111 January 15, 2003

shit house lawyer

An unqualified person who gives legal advice. Usually distorting the advice to favor a desired outcome.

You need to stop listening to that shit house lawyer or you're gonna get screwed!

by sativo8339 October 16, 2008

Shit House Shuffle

The movement you do to the bathroom closet to get toliet paper when someone does not refill the toilet paper roll. Usually occurs when wearing pants with shoes that have laces.

"Thanks a lot, you didn't leave any toliet paper after you took your shit and I had to do the Shit House Shuffle to get toliet paper so I could wipe my ass!"

by Richard Bob Neil September 1, 2009

brick shit house

usually describing a person who is very muscled and tough; impervious, unassailable

"He went up to the line -- tall, formidable, and built like a brick shit house!"

by Mark Satterwhite January 28, 2004