shitstant messaging

The act of instant messaging on the computer while simultaneously taking a shit.

Sorry I'm shitstant messaging.

by neatoh September 6, 2010

shitstantlies

The immediate occurance of consuming something or an situation that will give you the uncontrollable, urgent necessity to take a crap.

I ate that burrito and it gave me the shitstantlies.

shit - stant- lies (lees).

by Allyn Mac May 22, 2008

shitstance

An instance that is remembered for its involvment with fecal matter.

"What was that shitstance with Barney a few years back?" Asked Taco."Oh the one when we were fishing and he shit his pants?" replied Jack.

by TheRevJake December 23, 2011