holy shiitake

Holy cow, holy crap, holy guacamole, et cetera.

A statement of mild to extreme excitement, surprise, disgust, or astonishment.

A G-rated way of saying "Holy sh--."

Holy shiitake, it's cold outside.

by K_Lizzle October 31, 2006

Shiitake

a type of Japanese asian mushroom that sissies use as a benign way to say shit

oh shiitake mushrooms

by ihategeometry October 15, 2003

shibtastic

Used to describe an awesome time; a feeling of excellence

After last night, I was in a totally shibtastic mood.

by Nick Hammons January 4, 2009

skibiti toilet

When you spell skibidi toilet wrong and should actually be looking at skibidi toilet.

Me texting my friend

Friend: "Yo did you see the latest episode of skibiti toilet?"
Me: "No I didn't, I don't watch that crap. It's also spelled "skibidi toilet."

by iliketurtles2798 October 25, 2023

drop some shiites off at the mosque

to take a shit

Man, I didn't take a shit during that 3-day camping trip. I need to go drop some shiites off at the mosque.

by pinch one July 1, 2009

shizit

A secret way to swear.

Thanks Dickie Roberts!

That's a lot of shizit!

by Trixie April 29, 2004

Bloodty Shivit

It's the british way of saying god damnit

Mike: I dropped my spoon.

Dan: Bloodty Shivit that was a collectors item

by sdasdasfsad September 15, 2009