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Referring to a particullarly promiscuous female. Jock meaning the male genatalia and tube socks is a reference to the common practice of masterbating with a sock on your penis to avoid a messy clean up
Guy 1:"Dude, Susan looks good, what I would do to hit that!
Guy 2: I'd stay clear here man, from what I've heard she's been on more jocks than tube socks.
by Samoth Renkei 903 September 25, 2009
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She's gonna be walking funny in the morning

When a girl gets screwed so hard that in the morning after she can not walk properly and has to waddle about like an idiot
man i fucked her so hard she's gonna be walking funny in the morning
by Pedro the all mighty January 11, 2011
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she wants my dick in her mouth

Another term for when a female is sexually interested in you, also meaning:

She likes him.
She digs him.
She wants to fuck him.
Man 1: Dude, oh my gosh, you know that girl Amy? She wants my dick in her mouth.

Man 2: Oh, you mean that fat chick?
by TargetThis March 30, 2009
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Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together

Well...
Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together. (Does anyone have a cheeseburger?)
Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together.
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a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.
"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"
by basedwhip February 15, 2023
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your mom called she said your butt smells

Friend: hey did someone call for me?
You: yeah your mom called she said your butt smells!!
by thesheet November 16, 2010
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