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Saadosexual

1) A person afflicted with the inhumane, all-consuming urge to violently take the anal virginity of one's father

2) A hypothesised, but currently not documented, individual whom finds themselves sexually attracted to Saad

Note: There has been no scientific, historical or even anecdotal evidence that a true Saadosexual exists. Being attracted to Saad would be a natural phenomenon, an unresearched anomaly, so please contact my team if you discover such a specimen.
CJ: Brah, we need to find Saad a fuckin Saadosexual woman

Saad: What is a woman?

CJ: I don't know either

Saad: CJ stfu or I'll r*** your father

CJ: ...

Everyone else in the vicinity: ...
by BoganBumfucker April 30, 2022
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Shadowsexual

Weeb 1: "OMG did u see shounenshadows post it was so goated"
Weeb 2: "Yeah i know, made me feel shadowsexual"
by Wakandaisreal69 July 14, 2021
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Shoesexual

When one is attracted/aroused by ones shoes.
Jack is shoesexual... he said my shoes are cute
by ILiKeEmYoUnG October 12, 2018
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scrosexual

a person who is predominantly attracted to pre-op transsexuals or transwomen, someone who prefers transgendered people to women or men
I prefer transsexual porn to straight or gay porn because I'm a scrosexual.
by Scrotence Malone June 23, 2008
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Sansexual

Sansexual is a new sexual orientation recently discovered by people of America. It means to want to fuck Sans from Undertale.
Hey are you "Sansexual"?
by Giorno Joestar October 18, 2019
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shysexual

Someone who doesn't seem to show an interest in either gender. They're just not openly sexual. Usually it's just because they're increadibly shy.
I wonder if Andy likes anybody, I can't tell because he's such a shysexual!
by Sheepling January 12, 2005
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Slagsexual

When someone has no sexual preference and can not be defined by being gay or straight.
There is no parade for a slagsexual, unless you count the solo walk home on Sunday mornings.
"What she's sleeping with Annie now? I did not know she was gay."
"Oh she's not gay or straight, she's just slagsexual. She sleeps with everybody."
by darlingdear March 2, 2012
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