Scrimmage

In a competitive game, when you play against another team for practice in an unranked match.

We just played a scrimmage against Gz last game; they kick some ass.

by cheryablinsk70 July 1, 2009

Claw Shrimp

They live in very deep water, and grow to the size of a man.
Have big claws on'em, capable of inflicting grievous injuries.

Jesus Christ, did a claw shrimp get loose in here?

by psionic December 3, 2003

Claw Shrimp

Big claws on them. Live real deep. Big as a man.

This injury is very reminiscent of a Claw Shrimp attack.

by superman December 11, 2003

plate of shrimp

Synchronicity. Derived from the 1984 film "Repo Man".

"Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation. No point in looking for one either; it's all part of the cosmic unconsciousness."

by Norton Zenger May 14, 2004

shrimp dipper

The act of fingering a menstruating female from behind and then licking that finger.

I gave her the ol' shrimp dipper in the bathroom of a Long John Silver's.

Every month, Aunt Flo comes around to signal the beginning of shrimp dipping season.

by spun out September 9, 2010

Shrimp-counter

One who counts the amount of shrimp in their food. Most commonly, shrimp-counters will check their Chinese food to make sure that there is a sufficient amount of shrimp.

A person will usually become a shrimp-counter after having their orders mixed up at a Chinese restaurant. For example: Person A orders the Kung Pao shrimp, while Person B orders the garlic noodles. Person B decides to eat some of the shrimp, before returning to the restaurant to correct his order. Person A will then check his container of food to find that 7 or 8 shrimp are missing. Shrimp theft is a very common occurence in Hollywood.

Larry David: "We got our orders back and about seven or eight shrimp were missing."

Hal Wasserman: "So you counted the shrimp, you're a shrimp-counter now."

by Fragile Frankie May 10, 2009

shrimp chips

The most tasty asian snack in the market. Think fat potato sticks that taste a little like shrimp. The shrimp scares away your white friends, so less chips getting mooched and more chips in your stomach!

Gary: Man I'm hungry. Are those chips?

Phil: Not JUST chips, they're shrimp chips! Want some?

Gary: Uhh no thanks, I'll pass.

by Stiff Tacos January 3, 2011