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seeding

The act of seducing, but not following through, a female one sees as too young for the moment in order to obtain her at a later date as a more mature and attractive individual.

see also: "long-term investment"

special thanks to the source: Hollywood Halk
Yo homes! That chick is way too young for you. Try seeding her now, then slam her when whe turns 18 in a few years.
by Pa Ni C December 23, 2010
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Seeding

The act of being on ones period. When a woman is seeding, she is hating her life on her period. To end seeding, one must ingest large amounts of chocolate to destroy the seed tree growing inside her belly.
Girl One- "Hey, did you know there's chocolate all over your face?"
Girl Two- "YES! I'M SEEDING OK!"
by catsgomeowmeow October 3, 2009
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seeding troll

A type of troll, whose specialty is to throw in the first “Remove me” response to an email sent to a large distribution group (typically by mistake), with the malicious intent of starting an email avalanche of other (genuine) “Remove me” responses and the (always futile) "Please stop replying to all" follow-up responses.
After 48 hours of no reactions, our seeding troll was able to ignite the largest email mayhem to-date.
by nixiana October 28, 2015
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Seeding

Putting a straw in the urethra and funneling chilli powder into it
by Tik tok is cancer October 6, 2022
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seeding

The newest (rather brainrot) slang as of 7/17/2024, meaning: Anything relevant to the situation, or not. It's anything that either fits into the context of the situation, or doesn't.

It's used when people either don't wish to type out/want to keep their activities private. Seeding or the actions of someone who has seeded cannot be questioned. It should typically be replied to more neutrally, but it depends per context. Seeding can be used seriously or humorously. Refers generally to non-web related activities as well as web related activities. One shouldn't entirely use it to confuse people, losing it's definition. If you are seeding, you are doing something that you simply didn't choose to name, preferring to simplify it, or for humorous purposes rather than spending time explaining, though not limited. Alike the slang from the 1990's, full send, seeding has a version of this.

If you are full-seed, you are set on doing something committedly. If you are fully-seeding, you are actively working with full commitment to your seedling. There are no other full-seeds.

When referring to seeding, you call it seeding, minus exceptions.

If you are yet to seed, refer to it as a seed, or that you're gonna seed. If you plan to seed, that's a seedling. Seedlings=ideas.

If you are actively seeding, you are in-seed, or seeding.

If you had been seeding, and are back , you are/had seeded.

A good rule of thumb is if you can refer to making a sandwich, you're good to say it. Happy seeding.
EXAMPLE 1:

Person 1: "Hey, cut it out, I'm seeding rn."

Person 2: "My bad, I'll leave you to it."

EXAMPLE TWO:

"I need a min to seed."

"Oh alr, ur good."

EXAMPLE 3:

"is everyone seeding now..?"

"Yea ngl-"

EXAMPLE 5:

"Chat, I have a seedling."

"Alright, you gonna do it?"

"Yeah def."

EXAMPLE 6:

"CHAT, I'M FULLY-SEEDING RN."

*Chat applauds and cheers them on, empowering them to keep up their full-seed/seeding.*
by VOX >:) July 17, 2024
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Passive Seeding

Verb

To have casual sex - opposite of Active Seeding.

"passive seeding = casual sex" ~ Sylva 2022
Sylva: Hey Aatif, how you doing?

Aatif: I'm good bro, I just had some casual sex

Sylva: You mean Passive Seeding?

Aatif: Yes, I Passive Seeded this girl!
by Voltz7788 March 20, 2022
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Bird Seeding

It is when an individual sprinkles bird seed on their butthole and allows their feathered friends to feed from it.
The Australian man’s butthole was pecked raw after his daily bird seeding routine.
by Burglekuckler May 25, 2023
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