Scrumptious

One who carries many tissues or is a default

Tfue is so scrumptious just look at the way he defaults around.

by I Lik Eggs October 22, 2018

Scrumptious deliumptious

Scrumptious deliumptious Is a word describing parts on a woman’s body like thighs or butt.

Oh her thighs are Scrumptious deliumptious

by Niggas on nine September 17, 2019

Scrumptious

A general word used for anything that is awesome, cool, wonderful, or marvellous. Also found in the form of 'scrumptiddlydumptious.'

Check out this new band! Isn't it scrumptious?

by InAthenasCabin November 24, 2011

Sumptuous Micah Barich

The act of using a jumbo sized box of cosmic brownies, and mashing them in your hands. After the consistency is like diarrhea, then use as lubricant while you finger your asshole, and your partners asshole simultaneously. Then insert your penis into your partners asshole and then have anal for 5 minutes. After have her suck your cock and then make out, and use the access cosmic love Juice and rub it on her face.

I did a sumptuous micah Barich last night and I've never been happier.

by SHAMWOW Sliverin April 25, 2017

Scumtious

A word you say when you expect something to absolutely delicious but when you try it, you want to throw up on your brand new jacket and not even regret it. Looks like the word scrumptious, but has different meanings.

Bob: *Trying a cake that Steve just made*
Steve (formerly Bob 2): So.......How is it?
Bob: BEEEEHHH! ........SCUMTIOUS!!

by Bob 9000 April 28, 2013

scruptious

wildly passionate about something, usually in reference to actions or causes

I am scruptious for peace. / He sure is scruptious about the project.

by Elastic Allis August 10, 2007

scrumptious slugs

Is that a slug, caught in the light?
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,

I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.

To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.

Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.

Wow, those were some scrumptious slugs

by T H O T P O L I C E October 3, 2018