Christine's cum filled Cribbage

When a man is able to achieve his three greatest pleasures in one sitting by reading a Stephen King novel, playing online cribbage and having your butthole filled with man mayo.

I was talking to my buddy and learned he loves three things - reading Stephen King novels, playing cribbage and getting butt fucked. He then proceeded to tell me for some reason that after he got home one night and his family was out of town, he picked up and started to read Christine by Stephen King, played online cribbage and then had a male prostitute given him a prostate exam with his erect wiener. He succeeded in getting Christine's cum filled Cribbage. Wild stuff.

by Scotty Nice October 18, 2023

OpposingFork's Cum Sock

Somehow, OpposingFork's Cum Sock appeared when fork tested his dork, he gooned and betrayed the never goon army, he became an outcast. Before a never gooner, but now an always gooner. Happly after 5 years of always gooning, the sometimes goon army accepted him after he worked several years in the soviet army with 2 degrees of sciency stuff to win in communist battles against always edgers. OpposingFork now sometimes goons. The sometimes goon army is friends with the sometimes edge army, both accept their differences on how the beat their dork (sometimes).

Finding new OpposingFork's 2024 Edition Cum Socks are very rare as he now only SOMETIMES goons, so im in desperate need for them, I'll pay any never edger to aquire one for me, ik its illegal business but i need it to overthrow the sometimes goon political party.
OpposingFork's Cum Sock, a relic of the past, now the gold of the present

by Dako123 October 28, 2025