bake my scrod

To tease or rag on; similar to break my balls and bust my chops.

The guys would really bake my scrod if they caught me in this getup.

by BornBlitzed December 9, 2008

scrojob

to simultaneously envelop the penis and scrotum during fellatio. this particular act is also referred to as a "mergler".

that big-mouthed whore gave me a wicked scrojob and still produced an audible "chubby bunny!"

by hologrammar May 25, 2010

Scrooge McDuck Paper

Money. Dollar Bills. Scratch, Skrilla, Moolah, Dough, Paper, Ducats, Cheese, Green, Dead Presidents, Greenbacks, Yaper, Cashish, Spinach, Jacksons, Grants, Benjamins...You get the idea.

Maaan, I would hit the titty joint with you guys, but I already spent that fat wad of Scrooge McDuck Paper.

by D-Bruch November 6, 2006

Scroob

A "Scroob" is both a "scrub" and a "noob". A "scroob" is someone who is obnoxious, annoying, loud, cheap and a novice. It is a term used to define people who are acting out of their normal character and behaving in a mischievous manner.

Narani, quit acting like a "scroob".

That guy has never played this game before and he's raging, what a "scroob"!

by LegaiAA January 26, 2014

Scrooge McDuckin' It

verb) to jump in, and swim through, an accumulation of a group of similar personal effects in the fashion of fictional millionaire duck, Scrooge McDuck. i.e.) money, legos, comic books, action figures, french fries, etc.

"Man, I was so hungry last night that once that pizza showed up I Scrooge McDucked it right in!"

"I was so pussy crazy last night that I was Scrooge McDuckin' it in that hoe!"

by hotnnasty August 24, 2011

Scrooge Splooge

A Scrooge Splooge entails the participant to reenact the scene from 'A Christmas Carol' in which Ebenezer Scrooge hangs out a window from his house to call down to a boy passing underneath; instead of asking the boy to buy a turkey, you drop a hot nut right in the middle of the cunts face.

Instead of buying my son presents this year, I'm going to give him my very own Scrooge Splooge on Christmas morn, when he's shovelling the snow off the driveway.

by Piglets_Crusty_Pisser March 1, 2017

scroofy

Scroofy is a person who goes around the internet selling free art to try to get an egirl . This term is commonly used by minecraft youtubers.

Maddy: Did you hear Josh is selling free art?
Morgan: Yes he's scroofy!

by xMadnificent October 16, 2017