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Schoolshanked

A state of mental anxiety when a person enrolls in so many classes over a long period of time that school or college becomes their life.

Eventually, persons with this condition can’t eat, think, sleep or live in a reality outside of stressing about classes, homework and tests.
Damn Kevin, why you gotta bring all them pens and pencils to the club? Bruh - you schoolshanked.

Stephanie just rushed out of here and drove to campus...talking about a test — Doesn’t she know it’s a Sunday?? Dang, all them classes got her schoolshanked.
by BisquickJackson August 6, 2019
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Schoolshooter

please schoolshooter, releave me of my pain that is called existance
by DarkJokesOnline July 12, 2021
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