Schadenfriending

Adding someone to your social media network just so you can enjoy the bad things that have happened or are happening to him or her.

"Do you remember the snotty girl who used to make fun of you? I heard through the grapevine that she had three kids by different guys and is currently dating another loser. I'm schadenfriending her today on Facebook so I can see her karmic smackdown."

by Professor Ninja August 10, 2012

schadenfreude

it's that good feeling when you see your enemy fall down the stairs and be crippled forever knowing that you put the marbles and that he knows but there's no evidence and after that he just dies with still no evidence of you being there

Bob -hey what's your favorite feeling
aibohphobiac dude -*pushes bob down the stairs* schadenfreude

by fake name#0000000000000000 July 5, 2023

Schadenfreude

Nicky: "Schadenfruede, what's that, some sort of Nazi word?"

Gary Coleman: "Yep, it's German for 'Happiness at the misfortune of others!'"

Nicky: "'Happiness at the misfortune of others', that IS German!"

Gary Coleman: Right now you'r down and out, and feelin' really crappy.

N: I'll say.

Gary Coleman: And when I see how sad you are, it sorta makes me... HAP-PY...!!!

Nicky: HAPPY?!

Gary Coleman: Sorry Nicky, human nature, nothin' I can do. It's Schadenfruede, makin' me feel glad that I'm not you!

Nicky: Well that's not very nice, Gary!

Gary Coleman: I didn't say it was nice, but ev'rybody does it! D'jah ever clap when a waitress falls, and drops a tray of glasses?

Nicky: Yeah.

Gary Coleman: And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters fallin' on their asses?

Nicky: Sure!

Gary Coleman: Don'tcha feel all warm and cozy watching people out in the rain? That's

Both: Schadenfreude!

Gary Coleman: People taking pleasure in your pain!

by Lorelili October 23, 2004

Schadenfreude

Basically, that feeling you get watching America's Funniest Home Videos(or a similar show). You're feeling glad that you're not someone experiencing pain. The opposite of sympathy.

Watching someone get stacked(hit in the crotch) and either laughing or cringing. That's Schadenfreude.

by supergub November 1, 2009

schadenfriend

A friend who is obviously inferior to you in every way and you keep to lift your self esteem. Portmanteau of schadenfruede and friend.

I only hang out with him so I can feel better about myself. He is my schadenfriend.

by dreidel_nose_bumann October 12, 2010

schadenfreude

The joy one feels when bad things happen to other people.

or

The act of deriving pleasure from someone else's misfortune.

Orgin = German: Schaden, damage (from Middle High German schade, from Old High German scado) + Freude, joy (from Middle High German vreude, from Old High German frewida, from fr, happy).

An sense of schadenfreude came over me as I watched a Chevy Suburban with a "W" bumpersticker pull into a gas station advertising $3.89 per gallon.

by Stevo B May 13, 2006

Schadenfreude

German for unanticipated delight in the suffering of another which is cognized as trivial and/or appropriate.

Simply it is pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.

They got a good laugh out of watching the waitress trip and fall while carrying a huge tray of food. That is schadenfreude.

by aw182006 February 13, 2009