A person, male or female, who temporarily enters a state of sand usually due to inebriation, or a person who is in a permanent state of sand due to their mental disposition.
Warby you are a sandman.
Oh look, there is sandman.
Ste, you're a complete and utter sandman.
Mr sandman.
Oh look, there is sandman.
Ste, you're a complete and utter sandman.
Mr sandman.
by nichall May 21, 2008
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Only fucking retards call themselves sandman.
Only fucking retards call themselves sandman.
by Gringo69420 November 19, 2019
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The act of masterbating into a cup, and pouring it on one's eyes while they are sleeping or unconscious causing the eyelashes to stick together like cement; may transmit sexual diseases.
"Dude, I just performed a sandman on Gretchen's face. She's not going to be able to open her eyes for a week!"
by ZzImPacTzZ October 27, 2008
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A mythical creature, about 6'2 in height with long grey hair and whiskers. Resembles an ugly yeti or sasquatch.
The Sandman lives in the sand dunes near Blackpool. He preys upon males who live and work in the local area, and uses cider to lure them back to his seaweed lair for a strum on his 'guitar'. If the cider trap is unsuccessful The Sandman will just suck off or bum the unsuspecting young men on the sand dunes then slope off on his merry way!
A mythical creature, about 6'2 in height with long grey hair and whiskers. Resembles an ugly yeti or sasquatch.
The Sandman lives in the sand dunes near Blackpool. He preys upon males who live and work in the local area, and uses cider to lure them back to his seaweed lair for a strum on his 'guitar'. If the cider trap is unsuccessful The Sandman will just suck off or bum the unsuspecting young men on the sand dunes then slope off on his merry way!
Sandman:- Hello young man, would you like to come back to the seaweed lair to drink cider and play on my twanger?
Young Man:- No thanks, Sandman, i am just walking my dog in the Sand Dunes.
Sandman:- Ok young man, that is not a problem, i will just bum you here. It is dark, secluded and nobody else is around!
Young Man:- No thanks, Sandman, i am just walking my dog in the Sand Dunes.
Sandman:- Ok young man, that is not a problem, i will just bum you here. It is dark, secluded and nobody else is around!
by Sprogglebump December 13, 2010
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Woman 2: I don't follow the news.
Woman 1: Some stupid bitch killed her child with the Sandman.
Woman 2: I don't follow the news.
Woman 1: Some stupid bitch killed her child with the Sandman.
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