Jaquari the hood safari

When a black dude in Dallas is the king of his hood and is a well respected safari.

" don't mess with jaquari the hood safari, he owns this hood!"

by Hood safari November 15, 2016

Kenyan African Males Safari

A safari tour arranged by Kenyan tourist companies and aimed at European and American women in their mid-20s to mid-50s who have never seen or experienced the much talked about large black cock bestowed upon many Kenyan makes. The tour groups arrange for the ladies to visit Kenyan and meet with as many well-endowed makes as they desire or can fit inside their orifices.

Robert: Hey Dave! I have to take a rain check on the game this afternoon I have to take Susan to the airport as she booked a tour with her church group to go on a Kenyan African Males Safari.
Dave: Ok, but aren't those the trips that white women book so they can meet loads of African guys with enormous dicks who pound their meat wallet until it can't even hold a bowling ball anymore?!?
Robert: Ummm, no I think she going to help the locals with some construction projects or something. She mentioned something about needing to drill a deep well???
Dave: Ok, whatever.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

Cock Safari

The act of a woman engaging in excessive promiscuous behavior with multiple partners.

My girlfriend dumped me and then went on a Cock Safari with every guy who works at Taco Bell.

by [INH] Helios January 5, 2009

african lion safari

when a group of suburban, middle-class, white boys travel to the ghetto to purchase drugs.

hey steve, i think we're gonna have to go on an african lion safari.

by anonymous contributer May 2, 2008

Safari

A Safari is an expensive chance to get ripped to peices by a wild animal.

My friend was killed on Safari by Lions.

by BiII Gates November 10, 2005

Safari

When there is game flying around everywhere.

Tonight is gonna be safari
Its safari in here

by jc1234556 November 27, 2012

Party Safari

-Any sort of reconnaissance related activities during any larger sized gathering. Done usually in pairs in order to gain valuable intel in regard to the atmosphere, gender demographics and generally essence of the get together.

-Observing party animals in their natural habitat.

-Often entails equipment such as alcohol, marijuana, E or any other popular intoxicant.

Friend 1: "Dude, let's go on a party safari and see what's up"

Friend 2: "Solid, let's shall."

by The Absolut Swede April 18, 2010