suckage

For something or someone to suck really bad.

That maths test was pure suckage.

by danHIM March 28, 2007

Sockage

Liquid manure.

Urinating and bukkakeruing responsibly into a bucket of stacked cow pats will, after a period of 3-4 months, result in a champion sockage, excellent for the flower.

by Walter Blows February 18, 2009

smackage

To slap, smack, or molest another indivdual, not PUNCH.

after beating down someone in Halo, you yell, "You got smackaged!"

by Robert Nickell October 23, 2005

Snackage

the term refering to the description of a snack or getting a snack

some idiots call it lunchage which is completly wrong

lets go get some snackage

girl: hey lets go get ure lunchage
dude: no snackage never lunchage

by Bigboff June 20, 2009

Suckage

The art of SUCKING something.

I have great suckage when it comes to lollipops

by RoyPurdy February 20, 2018

Elite Suckage

When she give you that Super Duper Sucker Premium Deluxe Hurricane Vaccuum Seal Gawk Gawk Double Double Hand Twist 3000: Black Hole Edition; In other words, top notch immaculate head.

*texting friend while getting top*
Guy: This fine ass female givin' me head.
Friend: Bro for real? Is it good?
Guy: Dude, THIS IS ELITE SUCKAGE.

by Bacon1323 February 15, 2021

slackage

The degree to which someone is slacking.

At my current rate of slackage, I'll eventually drop out of college in about two years and become a homeless bum after being disowned by my parents. I'll live in a cardboard box in the Yukon territory, then get mauled to death in the wilderness, as punishment for my slacking off.

by someone took my name =| May 6, 2006