gabe saporta

A super hot Urugayan. He's the frontman for Cobra Starship.

Oh my god, I totally love Gabe Saporta.

by Miss Marie K March 17, 2008

saporsh

The essence of life. Gives existence that certain je ne se quoi. When you feel a tingling sensation, a sense of deja vu, you are sensing saporsh.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; it was the saporsh of times.

by BolognaPony February 13, 2010

Saposexual

A behavior of becoming attracted to or aroused by intelligence and its use.Origins: From the Latin root sapien, wise or intelligent, and Latin sexualis, to the sexes.

I'm a saposexual. I cannot date a dumb person. After all, the brain is the largest sex organ!

by SK254 July 28, 2014

Sap O' The Morning Wood

Sap O' The Morning Wood basically refers to when you try to piss with morning wood. Needless to say, it's splashy, messy, and downright humiliating if someone uses the toilet after you.

Sap O' The Morning Wood is also known as Yellow Fire Hose, Anti-Air, The Bear Grylls Windmill and Gold On The Ceiling.

I woke up with a stiffy and experienced some Sap O' The Morning Wood.

by Obloid July 1, 2014

Sapovated

the state of being confused or having mixed emotions, mostly feeling sad, happy, loved, and frustrated all at the same time.

Bob: How are you?
Dylan: I'm feeling quite sapovated.

by Anita Ovalchuck July 2, 2009

gabe saporta day

the 11th of every month
gabe saporta of cobra starship was born on october 11, 1979

today is the 11th! it's gabe saporta day!

by paramorestarship February 13, 2008

Gabe Saporta

sexiest mofo ever, lead singer of cobra starship, use to always crack his penis

here's a list of things i'd like to do to gabe saporta: everything.

by segagenesis June 17, 2010