Meat Snowman Surprise

A meat snowman surprise is when you try to take care of your sibling, Anais, but fall asleep. The most likely outcome of this is a "meat snowman surprise" aka when you wake up to you making a snowman out of meat, and are therefore, surprised.

Gumball: I DON'T THINK PUTTING IN OUR BROWSER "MEAT SNOWMAN SURPRISE" WILL YIELD ANY INFORMING RESULTS

by NotLost October 18, 2022

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metabolism surprise

When you go to the toilet to do a wee and you unexpectedly do a poo too.

When Stinkbot when to relieve her bladder before she went running with Fitbot she had a metabolism surprise. Fitbot was glad she didn't need to use the loo after Stinkbot had a metabolism surprise. Poowee stinky!

by Fitbot July 7, 2008

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Russian Meatloaf Surprise

The act of a male defecating on a woman's stomach while jacking off. As he gets ready to cum, he cums on top of the recently dropped loaf, thus creating a Russian Meatloaf Surprise.

Hey girl! you been real good to dis nigga. So feast your body upon my gift to you. A "Russian Meatloaf Surprise".

by Brown Squared January 9, 2010

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Mermaid surprise

When a male finally realizes that a woman is extremely attractive and magical in many ways. She has blonde hair, soft skin, and demands sexual attention. She swims in and out of your life over time if her fish type sonar radar feels something off.

Jimmy: I'm seeing Krista again. She's more amazing then I remember.
John: She threw you off ?
Jimmy: Yes, total mermaid surprise.

by Jimyee97 July 30, 2017

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Mexican Surprise

A Mexican popping out of your closet during the night and raping you.

Kids from jessica's school

Tom: "Did you hear Jessica hasn't been coming to school because Tomas pulled a mexican surprise on her?"

Tami: "OMG, that is terrible, has Jessica contacted authorities?"

by sexfiend37 June 21, 2011

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