Substitute teachers

Substitute teachers are people with high level education that can teach over 100 different subjects that i will not care about. They can also manage to say my name wrong every time they do attendance even tho i have been at the same school for 8 years. I have officially given up hope that the sub will ever pronouce my name right but screw them im graduating.

substitute teachers and starbucks baristas love to get my name wrong
#uniquenameprobs

by rayooooo February 6, 2019

substitute teacher

never be a substitute teacher. you will die.

jenny: the time has come once again.

substitute teachers: *run away*
jenny: you are the only one left. you will be the substitute for 5b
random sub: NOOOOO

by sexc000 June 6, 2020

Substitute Hole Sex

also known as SHS.
Another way to say Anal Sex.

When I woke up with mud on my helmet from the drunken Substitute Hole Sex last night, I flipped out.

by shabooty.com January 9, 2008

substitute teacher

Where the male invites his "woman" over for some "kinky sex", ties her up, then has another woman enter the room and proceeds fornicate with her in front of his "woman".

While dating my Middle School teacher, Mrs. Jugz, I preformed a substitute teacher, which included Mrs. Jugz, Mrs. Jugz's mother and myself.

by Bob Awnit March 20, 2009

Substitute teaching

Like babysitting, but for people who are tired of changing diapers.

"I couldn't find a job as a nanny, so instead I'm substitute teaching."

Mom: I heard someone was substitute teaching your class today.

Kid: Yeah, we watched three movies and ate snacks all day.

by Zacchaeus September 26, 2012

Substitute Creature

An old substitute teacher that totally creeps you out.

EXAMPLE DESCRIPTION:
You a student watch her as she puts her glasses on, and they've got a chain, and her voice is raspy and old. She hands back tests and her hand shakes uncontrollably, and you hide in the bathroom all of class to avoid her evil glare.

McKenna: What do we need for science today?
Alexa: I would be afraid.
McKenna: Why?
Alexa: We've got a substitute creature today.
McKenna: No!
Alexa: Stay calm, the bathroom should be empty.
McKenna: Don't tell me she's got an evil glare.
Alexa: Yup.
McKenna: Hope I survive...
Alexa: Hahaha yah

by High_Flying_Hawk.101 November 11, 2011

Substitute Sugar Daddy

A male or "daddy" who pays for most, if not all the aspects of a date, but does not expand expenses into the home life of the individual such as how a "Sugar Daddy" would.

I can't always afford the clothes I want so I ask my Substitute Sugar Daddy to buy me them while we're out.

by MizzMachine July 23, 2020