stressorexic

Opposite of 'Stress Eater'

Forgets to eat when under masses of stress.

Person 1 "Hello there dear chap, you are looking rather spiffing today, have you lost weight?"

Person 2 "No, a tad busy with work pressures and all that"

Person 1 - "My word sir, you've become a stressorexic"

by Pixie Hylton October 12, 2011

Stresseder

Even more stressed than I currently Am.

Man 1 - Ive got a load on
Man 2 - Want a hug?
Man 1 - No that will make me more stresseder.

by one4se7en February 12, 2014

Stressurbate

Comes from the words "stress" and "masturbate". The action of masturbation when one is stressed.

I have 3 essays, a presentation, and a lab report due tomorrow but instead of doing anything productive all I did was stressurbate all day

by Fameless April 24, 2017

stressed

Is desserts spelled backwards. So, treat yourself!

Since I'm stressed I'll buy some desserts.

by ZariSomar April 17, 2020

TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED

10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.

person1: i think my family is stressed
person2: do they have time to wait for a microwave dinner
person1: ur right then
person2: why
person1: got it from this list called top 10 signs your family is stressed

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 23, 2009

stressedoutness

Basically your levels of stress

My stressedoutness levels are through the roof because of this goddamn quote journal on "The Bluest Eye" I have to do...

by Puppy God November 6, 2018

Stressed

When you hate work and school so much that your brain can't focus and all you think about is work.

Ffion: I'm so stressed today.
Aimee: Me too, honestly.

by Anonyrain July 19, 2019