spiderman

When dancing with a girl at a frat/bar you place your hand down the front of her jeans and slide in Spiderman fashion (middle and ring finger inserted with other three fingers out to the sides a la Tobey Maguire). Singing the Spiderman theme song adds to the ambiance.

Hey Jimmy I saw you Spiderman that chick on the dance floor last night. She must have been really wet.

by Phantom Shaver February 13, 2009

spiderman

When you are banging a chick from behind, you cum in your hand and spit on her anus, thus making her think you have ejaculated on her, when she turns around you throw that shit at her in a spiderman-esque fashion.

I was banging this bitch, then I pulled a spiderman on her.

by Alex January 18, 2004

Spiderman

A Spiderman is when a guy cums in his hand then flings it onto his partner's face just like Spiderman shoots his web. (Original)

"Dude, I gave that broad a Spiderman Peter Parker would be proud about!"

by Jammin' Jeff April 12, 2007

Spiderman

When a guy spooges on his hand and flings it in someone's face, in a Spiderman kind of way.

Guy:So I hear you went out with Roger last night, how did it go?

Girl: *bursts into tears*

Guy:What is it.. did he spiderman you? I heard that's his trademark.

by Sophie (I killed your mum) February 08, 2009

Spiderman

Peter Parker.

Now you all know who Spiderman REALLY is!

by Venom April 03, 2003

The spiderman

When a man ejaculates in his hand and throws it at his girlfriends face. Like Spider-Man.

My girlfriend was pissed when I gave her the "The spiderman" last night.

by Uptowntick February 28, 2014

The Spiderman

A sexual position in which the male partner hangs on to something that can hold him in a position that is upside down so that his head is at an elevation where the female partner (looking like Spidermans girlfriend) can put her pussy in his mouth for either pleasure or pissing (then it would be called "The Golden Spiderman.") Another option could be making out with such partner and thus would be called "The Kid Friendly Spiderman." However, if done normally to receive vaginal pleasure, it would just be called "The Spiderman" or "The Regular Spiderman"

Robert: "Hey man what'd you do last night with your girlfriend?"
Daniel: "Oh not much, I did The Spiderman with her though"
Robert: "Oh nice, was it Golden or Kid Friendly?"
Daniel: "It was the regular"
Robert: "Oh cool"

by btchlasagna January 08, 2019