Virtue singularity

When virtue becomes so concentrated that it collapses into a singularity and forms a black hole of virtue.

1. The Students Against Climate Racism protest culminated in a virtue singularity, from which no intelligible thought could escape.

2. Our laws of civility and rational discourse break down at the virtue singularity.

by simonico December 18, 2019

Technological Singularity

When we reach a point where we cannot understand our own technology, but it can understand us.

When mankind reaches a technological singularity, we're fucked.

by Ghost Freeman February 22, 2004

quantum singularity

n. 1: Like a black hole, only portable, and with a cooler name.

"Quantum singularity? Is that bad?"
"It's like a black hole, only portable, and with a cooler name."

by Yon Terminator September 18, 2004

The Singularity

The singularity is the point in time where all girls who have instagram accounts link the their Onlyfans account. Or maybe instagram begins to offer a pay wall for x-rated content.

Dude we have almost reached the singularity. every girl I see on instagram links to her Onlyfans

by Rickwinter October 3, 2020

Gastronomic Singularity

A person who is capable of eating way more food than external appearances would suggest.

A remorseless eating machine.

This is a modification of the astronomy term describing the center of a black hole, wherein space/time curvature becomes infinite. The infinite mass of the singularity sucks in all sufficiently near victims.

At 5'8" and 165 lbs, Takeru Kobayashi is a gastronomic singularity as evidenced by his eating 64 hot dogs in ten minutes.

by HHMTB June 2, 2010

Sarcasm Singularity

A statement where the level of sarcasm cannot be determined.

A: I can't believe you violated my trust like that!
B: This probably isn't the best time to tell you I've been seeing your ex-wife, is it?
A: For your sake, I'm going to chalk that statement up as a sarcasm singularity.

by Questionably Content July 4, 2011

portal singularity

where the law of physics and common sense break down

It's a portal with a portal in it, with another portal in it - portal singularity

by scarboro hommie July 22, 2008