Shopping Cart Theory

An everyday test over morality and responsibilty over the simple task of returning a shopping cart after unloading groceries. You aren't forced by the law to return it, you won't get any punishment for not returning it, you won't get rewarded for doing it, it doesn't take a lot of time or effort to return it, but it is the right thing to do and it organises the parking lot and makes it easier for the next people to use the shopping cart. Most people should be able to return it unless they are in a hurry. Ultimately, it's a test to see if people can do the right thing without being forced or rewarded.

"You're just gonna leave that cart there?"
"Yeah."
"You failed the shopping cart theory."
"What the hell are you talking about?"

by ItsRonny January 7, 2025

North Ft Myers Shopping cart

When you try and scoot your dog with your foot and you actually swipe your dogs ass with your foot

My dog wouldn’t get out of the way until I gave him the North Ft Myers Shopping cart!.

by Baxapp February 15, 2019

good old shopping cart

going in a shopping cart while being pushed full speed into a curb and then fyling out into a bush or flatground. perferably on video.

Lets go get a good old shopping cart for fun.

by dustin c wanka September 21, 2005

Lil shopping cart

One of the greatest rappers of the century. His hits include “MVP”, “Cooking Stew in the pot”, “holy”, and other famous hits.

He has recently accumulated over 70 subscribers. Just this year, he did a collaboration with Lil Ollie Oop, in a song titled “MVP”. It was a great hit worldwide.

“You’re more litter than my babysitter” -Lil Shopping Cart, 2019.

Guy 1: “yo sub to lil shopping cart”
Guy 2: “already did bro”
Guy 1: “lit”

by saltyespepperno June 4, 2019

Anaheim Shopping Cart

The Anaheim Shopping Cart is a variation of the doggy-style sex position. The man enters the girl from behind (vaginal or anal) while the girl puts her hands behind her back and interlocks her fingers. The man then grabs her hands/wrists and pulls back, simulating the handle of a shopping cart, whilst carrying out intercourse.

Jon: Hey, what did you and that girl do last night?
Mike: Well, she wouldn't do anything too freaky, but I gave her the Anaheim Shopping Cart

by MCRT629 April 19, 2009

Alabama Shopping Cart

noun. The act of taking a wheel barrow and rapidly stealing as many things as possible from a neighbor's yard and/or garage.

I heard Rolando McClain got a bunch of weed in an Alabama shopping cart.

by LowTideLow September 15, 2012

banana shopping cart

When yo lady is on all fours and you pick her up by her ankles while you are fucking her from behind. Then your friends paint their dicks yellow and fill her like a shopping cart. For an added special touch you can put a grocery bag over her head.

Hey bro wanna come over tonight and banana shopping cart my girl?

by BobertYellowBalls November 10, 2018