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sea turtle me

When she has her partner place his flacid penis that resembles a sea turtle head in her mouth and allows the turtle (penis to get erect) inside.
by Definition magician April 9, 2021
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sea turtle ass

A large chunk of fat or skin that covers someone butt, comparable to a sea turtles shell.
by Pizzawithcheese5 September 12, 2021
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baby sea turtle

the fucking cutest little beings made on planet earth.
"did you see those fucking cute ass baby sea turtles!?"
by bunz1983 September 6, 2016
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Sea Turtled

Being abandoned by the father before the child is born
Kid 1: "Hey where's your dad?"
Kid 2: "I don't have a dad."
Kid 1: "He sea turtled you?
by Jaywolf209 September 25, 2015
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