A 6'6, full-bearded, stud of a man. Intelligent, musically inclined, compassionate, open-minded, spontaneous, and hilarious. Other interesting pieces of information include: excellent cook, knows how to twerk, drives a moped, has a car-bed, and last but certainly not least--is a professional beard ride giver.
by AshWickety October 15, 2013
Get the Rustic Beardmanmug. Rustic noodles
The act of making spaghetti
(Just the noodles) and having your female friend who is on her period add her blood on top of the noodles, replacing the pasta sauce.
The act of making spaghetti
(Just the noodles) and having your female friend who is on her period add her blood on top of the noodles, replacing the pasta sauce.
by Alienboy453 July 12, 2022
Get the Rustic noodlesmug. The kind of woman, that will shy away from a crowd.
Lacking refinement or elegance; coarse.
Unsophisticated, simple but still with class.
The charm that will melt someone's heart.
Straight from the "Soul".
Lacking refinement or elegance; coarse.
Unsophisticated, simple but still with class.
The charm that will melt someone's heart.
Straight from the "Soul".
Ethnic, rare as gold and silver. Rough around the edges, but pure. She is loved to be kept as a treasure. Many take her for grant it. Don't ever let her go, she is one of a kind. "Diamond in the ruff. She is someone to hold onto
for a life time. She is a Rustic Woman.
for a life time. She is a Rustic Woman.
by Sista, sista March 5, 2014
Get the Rustic Womanmug. After cumming, leave a small amount of semen on the tip of your penis. Proceed to use your penis as a pen and draw on the girl's face or other preferred body part.
by Rusty Tatterman February 14, 2008
Get the rustic tattoomug. To create a rustic circle ..... a blowjob must be given and at that moment the receiver of the blow job, must insert there big toe in the ass of their partner ...creating a circle....RUSTIC CIRCLE
Lord Farquaad is getting a blow job from Fiona...deep throating and gagging Lord Farquaad inserts his big toe into Fiona's tight ass creating a rustic circle
by hagar the terrible December 24, 2013
Get the rustic circlemug. Having sex with male/female 65 years or older. They then insert their AARP card in your ass, and remove their dentures and then proceed to perform fellatious acts upon your genitals. Upon ejaculation you start singing blue velvet by bobby vinton.
Hey I met Betty White the other day. She brought me back to her room and gave me the old rustic charmer.
by alex krukowski January 21, 2010
Get the Rustic Charmermug. when you go to someone's house (preferably someone you don't like too much) and you take the top part off of the toilet and take a dump in the tank. from then on until the owner of the toilet discovers the dump, the water that comes out when you flush it will be a wonderful "rusty" brown shade.
"dude i 'rustic waterfalled' that broads house after i found out she cheated on me. the toilet still drains turd water."
by rappatap November 20, 2007
Get the rustic waterfallmug.