Russian Fellatio

A blowjob with a mouthful of piss and shit

Did you hear that Hannah has mastered the Russian Fellatio?
Yeah I did, Scott is in for a surprise.

by Colby_Jaque October 17, 2021

Homemade Russian salad

When mates are having a proper feast, and drinking lots of red wine. They’re enjoying themselves and having a brainy time.
After a while one of the dudes suddenly disappears out to take a puke. He’s delivering the deal, and when the job is done, he looks through the tears in his eyes, and realizes that the substance, which he just gave to the ground, looks totally similar to Russian salad.
He storms in to tell the other mates what a madlad he indeed is.

Dudes: “PETE! Where have you goddamn been?! All of a sudden you just disappeared.”

Pete: “Sike, just gave the ground my homemade russian salad”

Dudes: “Ahh fair man”

by J-man The oneliner January 16, 2022

Russian Meltdown

While playing WoW, the graphics turn into geometrical shapes and all the text turns into what appears to be Russian text.

Holy crap! I just had a Russian Meltdown! Gotta reboot and reset WoW.

by Clyher May 1, 2010

Russian Fire Drill

Simillar to a chinese firedrill, a Russian Fire Drill is performed in a moving vehicle when any passenger and the driver exchange positions in the vehicle without stopping.

WARNING, do not attempt this maneuver. Ever.

I got a wreckless op for doing a russian fire drill in front of a cop.

by sweetraptorjesus March 20, 2008

Russian Jacket

When you drink so much that you no longer have the need to wear a jacket.

Guy 1: "Bro, its pretty cold out. Aren't you cold?"
Guy 2: "It's all good bro, I got on my Russian jacket."

by R4TCHIT February 12, 2013

Hot Russian Singles In Your Area

The Basic Ad You Get While Watching some…you know.. you know..

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I love watching Abella Danger getting anal fucked. GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE WITH THESE ADS
HOT RUSSIAN SINGLES IN YOUR AREA!!!

by WeedEater69 July 23, 2021

Russian Crockpot

Leaving your weiner in a girls butt after anal until it becomes hard again.
"Hey girl you want a Russian crock pot this weekend."
"I'm really into European appliances so I would love one!"

"Hey girl you wanna Russian Crockpot?"
"Well I'm really into European appliances so I would love one!"

by Dicken Harass April 17, 2015