Ruby Murray

cockney rhyming slang for a curry

i fancy a ruby murray

by callum h August 20, 2005

RubTub Machuggin'

Excessively masturbating until the upcoming event of a raw and bleeding penis. RubTub; being the fun part of the event, and Machuggin; the perseverance to get to that point. This is the step Men achieve past Extreme levels of masturbating to reach a common and difficult nut.

Scientists say that RubTub Machuggin' is extremely unhealthy for anyone to accomplish. Studies show that too much RubTub Machuggin' can lead to a leathery foreskin.

We do not insist on anyone subjecting to RubTub Machiggin'; perform this only if you are an experienced RubTub Machuggin' licensed Machugger.

"Oh my God! Your foreskin feels like leather!" - Jane
"Yeah, I used to be really heavy into RubTub Machuggin'."-John

by JugsNRugs April 3, 2011

Ruby

When you don't know her, she's quiet. When you do, you wish she was. She is funny, loud and scatter brained, but she is still very smart. She has a bit of a temper, and can be insulted easily. Usually spends her weekends playing video games and blasting music.
She doesn't accept compliments because she thinks of herself very low.
She works best with people who are most like her.
Rubys usually are attracted to people who have names that start with 'R', like her.

Oh that silly ruby

I know! She sure is a riot.

by asdfjkl;12435 June 17, 2012

Ruby

Hottest person you will ever meet. Everyone likes her, not because she is hot and beautiful, but because she is a humble leader. She gets what she want and no one can take that away.

Ruby is so pretty!

by I am the best_ever June 17, 2021

Ruby starfruit

A glistening young anus.

How could the priest resist that ruby starfruit looking him square in the face?

by Anonymous December 5, 2002

Ruby

a girl who likes nature, art, and music. good artist. antisocial. doesn't get many boyfriends. has few friends but those friends are ones she can count on forever. quiet and modest. calm around most people and crazy with her friends. patient most of the time but when something ticks her off, watch out!

random person: look at ruby over there.

random person 2: looks like she's drawing. isn't it weird how she's so quiet?

friend of ruby's: *laughs hysterically* *thinks to self* "ruby, quiet??!?

by a person somewhere on earth... October 15, 2011

Ruby

The really beautiful girl that everyone looks at and no one can take their eyes off, Just like the gem she is also rare and special to anyone who has one in their life, Anyone who has the honour to meet one or be friends with one is extremely lucky and you should take your chance and date her, As she is extremely kind and loyal and will never let you down. She is the kind of person who you can trust with secrets or just have a great chat with

Steve "Have you met Ruby"
Ron "Yeah bro your lucky she's such a gem"
Steve "Haha I see what you did there"

by TheRealDefinition8020 March 4, 2015