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mike ruby

the biggest tit rod anyone has ever met. he'll fuck your day up more than anyone else in the world. he thinks he's sexy but he has man tits and a peach on his arm. if you see him, fuck his day up and piss on his tits!
TITS, i just met mike ruby. he has man tits!
by titrod2144 December 17, 2009
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Ruby Slipper

The act of inserting a foot into a vagina multiple times until it is covered with blood.
"Sally was pissing me off so much last night I decided to try for a ruby slipper and got blood all over the carpet."

"Man I haven't clipped my toe nails in forever!"
"Dude! you better be careful about where you stick those you're going to get a ruby slipper"
by austios May 6, 2008
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ruby fruit

by K OS September 25, 2007
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Ruby Murray

by callum h August 20, 2005
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rubbsy

Someone of the mexican descent, who works in the law enforcement except is addicted to cocaine and is a heavy drinker. They may also have a fetish to shove baseball bats up peoples ass holes in order to release anger.
Guy: Wow look at that mexican, officer sniffin cocaine!
2Guy:What a rubbsy!
by Ilovedyourmomlastnight April 10, 2011
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Ruby

When you don't know her, she's quiet. When you do, you wish she was. She is funny, loud and scatter brained, but she is still very smart. She has a bit of a temper, and can be insulted easily. Usually spends her weekends playing video games and blasting music.
She doesn't accept compliments because she thinks of herself very low.
She works best with people who are most like her.
Rubys usually are attracted to people who have names that start with 'R', like her.
Oh that silly ruby

I know! She sure is a riot.
by asdfjkl;12435 June 17, 2012
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Ruysch

Ruysch, believed to be the creator of pedo bear. Ended up transforming into pedo bear after a terrible accident including childrens 'tooth paste' and a lucky bear claw. Hung like an arabian orangutang, from the depths of the forrest of cockatrouse, feeds on dick. Loves the pun tho!
Example 1: Omg that is is sucha monkey ass weirdo feeding on dick right naw. OMG he is a ruysch!

Example 2: Guy 1, Omg that guy loves dick so much that fraking pedo bear
Guy 2: Yeah but he loves the pun!
Guy 1: RUYSCH!
by bracyface November 10, 2010
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