1. When something is in the midst of being fucking sexually attractive and fugly at the same time.
2. In some tenses, this is a term that is used to define something sick and warped yet ironically humorous that would make a person obtain an erection of the penis when it would usually make most people walk away in the other direction.
2. In some tenses, this is a term that is used to define something sick and warped yet ironically humorous that would make a person obtain an erection of the penis when it would usually make most people walk away in the other direction.
Did you see that dead hooker lying on the curb of the street? Oh my god she was so roadkill hot! I wanted to bone the shit out of her!
by TecnhoHead June 18, 2011
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In any state, you get pulled over and in order to get out of a ticket you seduce the state trooper (gender not important) and bang them on the side of the road.
(person 1) haha I got pulled over but I pulled a montana roadside surprise; no ticket bitches...
(person 2) NICE!
(person 2) NICE!
by coolkidjf7 May 19, 2009
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"a skunk crawled up another skunk's ass and died and then THAT skunk crawled up her vag and died"
"a skunk crawled up another skunk's ass and died and then THAT skunk crawled up her vag and died"
you're doing this chick at work and you have a girlfriend? You've lost my sympathy. Enjoy your roadkill stank vag.
by Fazed September 8, 2006
Get the roadkill stank vag mug.A cruel example of Darwinism in action. The animals that are either slow to move, or weak, or previously injured, or otherwise stupid enough to just stand there are weeded out by speeding motorists, and those who survive crossing the roads live to breed offspring that are more likely to get out of the way when an SUV driver on a cellphone hits the gas pedal.
Roadkill is comprised mostly of rodents, turtles, deer. The rest is composed of domestic animals bred for aesthetics.
by AYB April 10, 2003
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