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Reading Allergy

Reading Allergy is a common phenomenon. This is not associated with Dyslexia.

Someone has Reading Allergy when they refuse to read, lacks the energy to, pulls fast conclusions, reads little & bases their opinion on lack of research, or refuses to read a post that says ''please read the entirely before commenting.'' Sometimes they even make things up that completely deviate from the writing, and ignore the OP's specifications.

Examples;
1.

''Wasn't this person involved in some kind of controversy?''

Comment thread; ''Oh no! That was resolved. provides info''

Reading Allergic: ''Oh my god. They are such a curse word person! I didn't know.''

''Did you read the discussion just now?''

2.

''Hi! I'm looking for commissions in this kind of specific art style, my maximum budget is low budget. Please do not send me direct messages! I'll block you if you don't read my post.''

The Reading Allergic person; ''Hi this is my art example, very different art style than requested prices start from above OP's budget I send you a direct message.''

3.

''My sister's kids are great, I don't mind spending time with them.''

Single parent: Hey, would you mind picking up my kids at 10pm?

''What for?''

Single parent: What? To babysit them of course.
''My mom has reading allergy, he somehow thinks that all things I write are about him.''

''Do all these people commenting on my posts have reading allergy? Why else would they pull such diverted conclusions?''

''So I was looking for commissions, and once again about ten people with reading allergy commented, completely ignoring my specific questions.''

''I'm starting to think some people naturally can't read or take stuff in proper context, it's like they have a reading allergy for common sense.''

''My teacher seems to forget certain notes I made about my problem. Do you think she's allergic to reading?''
by ZeroParanoia March 18, 2021
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POWER Reading

1) to read a textbook so quickly that only the most important points go into your head.

2) to read while doing an intense activity

Note: POWER must be capitalized
1) "Dude, I don't care about physics, so I POWER read the chapter."

2) "Oh, man. Raúl is so cool. He was POWER reading Chemistry while he climbed a mountain."
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Reading Manga

Friend: So I heard that Mike is Reading Manga, I wonder which one though

Me: So not hentai? Normie
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reading boy

He has all the brains but no social skills to match. Typically far too obsessed with computers and probably could have taken his a-level further maths in year ten and gotten a B.
He was very nerdy and I suspected that he was a Reading boy.
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i aint reading allat

means ur not gonna read all that
arthur : (writes a long ass paragraph)

glenn: i aint reading allat 😭🙏
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renning

The act of being annoyingly obsessed with someone who obviously hates you.
Ew she was renning today it was so awkward!!
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renninger

above all other beings, of higher standards beyond that of ones imagination, god-like vocalist of am extremely talented-in-need-of-a-new-bassist-band local to the small town of kutztown
The godly being that is dexter
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