a piece of shit city in southern california which is home to an even bigger piece of shit football team. Their guys are all 160 pounds (but think theyre MMA fighters), but its ok because they think theyre upper class. Their girls how ever are known for driving over to yucaipa on the weekends to fuck their football players. This is because most Terrier boys are lacking male genitalia. If you are a guy with balls and athletic skill you most likely will not be welcome in redlands. And if you are a girl with a pretty face, nice tits, and are in search of a good time, go right ahead and move to redlands because the guys in yucaipa will do you right.
Mom: honey we are moving to redlands.
daughter: YAY! now i get to drive over to yucaipa every weekend to get railed by their football players
daughter: YAY! now i get to drive over to yucaipa every weekend to get railed by their football players
by the one they call nasty March 14, 2011
Get the redlands mug.A wannabe prestigious Liberal Arts College in Redlands, California. The administration claims it's in "Beautiful Southern California," but in reality this unfortunate institution sits in the middle of California's sketchy Inland Empire region.
The students think they have the brightest minds on the planet, but the reality is they came to Redlands because they got rejected from their first, second, and third-choice schools. Even though many students do virtually NO work in their classes, the school keeps them just barely passing so their parents will continue to fork over that $50K yearly tuition.
Most of the girls are ditzy and overly-tanned, while the guys are too busy getting wasted or showing off in the weight room to focus on anything meaningful in life. There are also quite a few useless hippies hanging around. Everyone pretends to be nice, but in reality, they don't give two fucks about you or your life.
Typical Redlands students drink in their dorm rooms or go to lame frat parties on Friday and Saturday nights—because there's nothing better to do on or off campus. Or they just go home on weekends to their rich mommies and daddies who make everything better by throwing money at their already spoiled children.
The students think they have the brightest minds on the planet, but the reality is they came to Redlands because they got rejected from their first, second, and third-choice schools. Even though many students do virtually NO work in their classes, the school keeps them just barely passing so their parents will continue to fork over that $50K yearly tuition.
Most of the girls are ditzy and overly-tanned, while the guys are too busy getting wasted or showing off in the weight room to focus on anything meaningful in life. There are also quite a few useless hippies hanging around. Everyone pretends to be nice, but in reality, they don't give two fucks about you or your life.
Typical Redlands students drink in their dorm rooms or go to lame frat parties on Friday and Saturday nights—because there's nothing better to do on or off campus. Or they just go home on weekends to their rich mommies and daddies who make everything better by throwing money at their already spoiled children.
by ScanMindGoodZipperShit September 22, 2012
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I played Destiny with some kid the other day, and he was terrible. I looked up his stats and it says he’s played over 1000 hours with a 0.6 kd. I hate saying it, but that kid’s got the Redblade...
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