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Raymond Hoac

1) A human/cyborg? generator of expressive verbal terms such as "Oh my.. GOD!" or "you know WHAT?!?"

2) Is graced with the gift of minor narcolepsy. There is no environment that cannot be slept in.

3) Someone everybody loves.

4) God/Provider of transport (can usually be located in a maroon coloured van aptly known as the killer van or victim van.)

5) Makes frequent comparisons/judgments that are heavily opinionated. "That car is the SCUM of ALL cars!!"

6) Legend has it that Raymond has once defeated an entire army in the 15th century. His expertise in immortality is still inexplicable.
"Yo can you help me with this computer science question?"

Raymond Hoac: "Sure, I don't see why not"

"Okay, so question one.."

Raymond Hoac: "zzzzzzzzz."

"nvm."
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Raymond Carver

A 20th-century writer who focused mainly on the mundane occurrences of everyday life. Exclusively wrote short stories. His collections of short stories include Cathedral and Will You Please Be Quiet, Please? His style is often described as "dirty realism", and he is sometimes associated with author Charles Bukowski.
Q: Man, I'm so bored with shitty books like War and Peace. What the fuck should I read?

A: Motherfucker, promptly head to your nearest book store and select Cathedral by Raymond Carver as your next literary adventure. That shit will skullfuck you until you can't move.

Q: Indeed.
by TheGiraffeStripe October 21, 2009
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Raimonda

She is an amazing person she takes care about people even if she doesn’t know then, she is lovely and all guys wish she was their girlfriend, her smile makes guys crazy, she is funny,nice, and cute if you have a Raimonda in your life don’t lose her cuz it’s gonna hurt you a lot, she’ll probably give you a second chance but only if she really wants u in her life
Angel:hey she is cute and funny and she give me a second chance

Jack:she might be a Raimonda
by Banana is hot Ksksksks April 19, 2019
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Pulled a Raymond

Pulling a raymond means when someone physically leaves or exits a building withouth so much of a goodbye or notification that they intend to leave
Dude- wheres Neil?
Dunno think hes pulled a raymond

Has he just pulled a raymond
by imperialmike August 6, 2009
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Raymond Little

A Police informant. Most commonly used as an intransitive verb, but also as a noun. Originates from the infamous DEA informant Raymond Wendell Little. Often used as substitute for snitch or Benedict Arnold.
1. "How did you get arrested?'

"Somebody Raymond Little-ed on me"

2. "You can't do that with old Raymond Little around, the police will be here in no time!"
by The Wise 0ld 0wl February 18, 2013
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Preparation H Raymond

A man who freely, and lovingly, distributes Preparation H to the masses. Was one time convincted of murder, but he escaped and continues to spread love, joy, and anal relief.
If your bottom's not feeling fine, Raymond's here, Raymond's here Squirt this where the sun don't shine, Raymond's here to help.
by WhoisHomer February 4, 2005
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Raymonding

Touching someones face as a greeting or goodbye.

Can be friendly or more.
"O my gosh, did you see that? They were just raymonding!"
"Oh my, that's a bit touchy!"
by FrSpringHead April 2, 2009
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