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Rasmussen Statistics

Fake or selectively massaged statistics published in the interest of supporting a particular narrative. Based on techniques from "How to Lie with Statistics."
Rasmussen Statistics include positive poll selection, house bias and sampling distortion and are generally inaccurate and counter factual.
Named for celebrity pollster Scott Rasmussen who selectively did not poll PA-12 because he knew the liberal candidate would win.
Rasmussen statistics are often cited by teabaggers, conservatives, and other followers of the Tea Party Movement....for example, "the Tea Party Movement is bipartisan and multi-racial" is an example of Rasmussen Statistics.
by matoko_chan May 20, 2010
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Dirty Rasmus

A "Dirty Rasmus" is when you are having sex with your partner while you are thinking of is your favorite 2D girl.
Last night when I did it with this ugly guy Chris, I did the "Dirty Rasmus".
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rasmus

A Rasmus is a small furry nocturnal creature that's a cross between a koala, sloath and has large eyes like a bush baby. Rasmus or 'The Rasmus' as their known in plural, live on a diet of plants and leaves. These creatures are mostly found in woodland areas.
"My garbage was ripped open last night by The Rasmus."
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Rasmine

KID 1: OMG! RUAL LIKES JASMINE!
KID 2: I KNOW Right, RASMINE!
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Rasmus

A very handsome man with lots of girls trying to get him first.
A Rasmus is a guy who knows what he want in life and is always able to get it no matter how big his goals are.
A Rasmus is often seen at the biggest events that only premium people have the ability to get access to, he is often talked about in the bussiness that he is running.
Rasmus has close to always more than one house and a lot of expensive-fancy cars such as Rolls Royce and Ferrari.
Short said a Rasmus is Living the dream.
Rasmus= Smart, Handsome, Rich, Boss, Super big Dick , Pussymagnet
Girl:Omg i can’t belive it, last night i had sex with Rasmus
Girl2: What!?!! Lucky you IF i could ever get someone as awesome as Rasmus
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Rasman

The first name Rasman means beloved, And true it is , how can someone not love her. RASMAN is the name of a cheeky and bubbly girl, who is really intelligent and loves to play badminton and she loves being confy in her PJ’s . Above all this, she is most generous and sweet heart towards others. A single glance of her can make you fall for her and if you have her in your life..just dont let her go.
To Rasman- hey cutie! Keep smiling!
by Vsandhu December 8, 2018
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