Marco Rubio

Poki:"Thank you Official Marco Rubio for the 36 months"
by giani0929 November 23, 2020
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leo rubio

A gay kid that stays home and masterbates all day instead of going outside
Stop being a leo rubio and come outside
by fuckingbitchesgettingney October 23, 2017
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Marco Rubio

Marco Rubio: Another name for the AR-15 automatic rifle.
The AR-15 automatic rifle can be bought just like Marco Rubio.
by Daenerys Sherlock February 23, 2018
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Rubio Reach Around

When you Davis Dip the person or object you're making love to. Usually done with spicy foods such as; Fuego Taki's, Hot Cheetos, or Jack in the Box tacos drenched in hot sauce.
Grant: "Dood guess what!"
Rubio: "Damnit Grant! You made me drop my succulent Chocodile! What is it??"
Grant: *while eating a Jack in the Box taco* "You really need to stop eating those things, they're not good for you."
*Everyone nods in agreement*
Rubio: "Fuck y'all! Get ready to record this episode."
Laura: "Do we know how we're going to start it this time?"
Mike: "I could tell the story of when I got a Rubio Reach Around from Rubio at my party."
Rubio: "How do you remember that? You were blacked out!"
Grant: *gags* "Guys I don't know if I want to hear this story..."
Laura: "I'm all ears Mike."
*Cue Theme Song*
by JewBoy98 February 16, 2020
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Los Lobos Rubios

The Puerto Rican baseball team died their hair blond to look like Los Lobos Rubios.
by Louis42 March 28, 2017
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Rubio

A spineless lump of nothing. A cowardly, useless, worthless blob that sits passively when anything functional would get up and act or at least speak or at least sit up straight and display a facial expression.
Don't just sit there on the couch like a rubio. Sit up and say something! Stand up and act, instead of just getting rubioed by that trumpery fool! People will remember that at the critical moment, you decided to rubio instead of acting.
by Arcadia Jane Berger March 01, 2025
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rubio

Don’t be such a rubio.
by Onfire2025 March 01, 2025
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