Rene is a hood rat who loves to sleep with guys. Short as hell and farts a lot . Plays fortnite and is trash at it . Sucks toes for a living. Comes to my house to take a shit.
An amazing friend. The best you'll ever know. There is just one thing....... he's a FURRY. He always talks about his pink thingy and it can be very annoying but hes happy you know (?) he invited you to retreats for all the other animals but you cant deny because of his smile. His fursona is a weird dog or whatever but its ok because him eating his own poop has become normal now. just stick around for the free food.
Sometimes conversations with Rene make you feel uncomfortable, dirty and somewhat horny, overall despite the fact that his Furry lifestyle makes you CRINGE, like whatever, hes cool, and bought everyone subway once.
An overall amazing human being. She is gorgeous, beautiful in every way, sweet, kind, wholesome, smart, caring, kind, and the list could go on forever. If you’re dating Rene, you are the luckiest boy in the world. Rene May often think she’s ugly, but she doesn’t know how beautiful she actually is. Rene is beautiful inside and out. She is always flirty with the boy she likes, and will use a lot of heart emojis, and ily’s. If you happen to be friends with Rene, be every thankful for that, and treat her with respect.