Reluctant Starfish

When a wife let's her husband have sex with her to appease him and she lays on her back showing zero interest while he goes to pound town.

Guy - "Man, I finally got laid last night. Have you gotten any buns recently?"
Buddy - "Yea, the other night. I wouldn't say I got laid, but Tricia begrudgingly lied there lifeless and let me have sex with her so I would stop annoying her"
Guy - "Ahh, the Reluctant Starfish. At least you got a nut"
Buddy - "Yup....."

by Dangling Scrots November 9, 2021

RELUCTANT BONER

A natural erection of the male Penal Gland that occurs involuntarily during events that are otherwise mentally or physically inappropriate,and results in some sort of social chastisement. Sometimes even Death.i.e: A man has an obvious erection at the funeral of a lived one, or when he's at a job interview. 2. A socially unacceptable erection of the penis, that is completely involuntary and in welcome by the male with the erection. 3. A term used to describe any situation in which something embarrassing is suddenly revealed.

It was very unfortunate for Mark that a reluctant boner popped up just as his girlfriend introduced him to her five year old neice and he was murdered.

by Triflegirl January 3, 2020

Reluctant Panther

A pitty fuck from an old woman.

My girlfriend broke up with me, and your Mama gave me the reluctant panther last night.

by Nemo's Mom April 10, 2010