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Afghan Pullout

A standing sex position where the penetrator, standing up straight, suspends the penetratee, who is leaned forward with their legs spread, by holding their arms behind them. As the penetrator reaches climax, he releases the arms of the penetratee, who then falls to the ground. The resulting blow to the head completely removes any intelligence assets the U.S. had in that region.
Ron: “Did you give Sally the business last Sunday or what?”

Stanley: “Oh yeah, I took Joe’s advice and gave her an Afghan Pullout. Really fucked her good!”
by sandy nick August 17, 2021
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premature pullout

when a guy is boning a female and he feels like he is just about to bust a nut, so he pulls out of the chick but doesnt bust, so he can continue to keep boning. a false alarm. it happens every once in a while.
Guy:oh this feels good, im about to bust.
Guy:nevermind. false alarm
Girl:did u have a premature pullout?
by stallion2214 February 16, 2010
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puerto rican pullout

When Ray Navaez Jr. is escaping danger and leaves everyone to fight.
This shit is getting intense. Time to pull a Puerto Rican Pullout
RAY WHERE YOU GOING! RAY!
See you bitches this Puerto Rican is Pulling out.
DAMMIT, RAY ! FUCK YOU, RAY!
*Here Ray laughing as shit goes from bad to worse*
by Bleuinator July 20, 2016
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Pullout

Yo take this shot and stop being a pullout!
by Supreme Master Overlord January 24, 2018
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Yankee pullout

When some retard from new jersey or new york comes down south for vacation and drives like he is still at home: cutting off someone making a right turn so they can turn left across two or three lanes, with complete disregard for the turn lane.
Lee: so we headed back to the beach house?
T: yeah, just gotta make this right turn and go 25 mph with the rest of traffic.
Lee: whoa, what's that guy across the street doing??? We have the right away!
T: oh, he's from new jersey. That's a "Yankee pullout" he's in a big hurry to go 25. Wonder if he knows what a turn lane is...or manners. Or good driving.
by TheDuckGuy2011 July 24, 2011
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paris pullout

When you are having really great sex with the woman of your dreams, but decide at the last minute to pull out and go jerk off with your tiny little hands and shoot your dusty, clumpy load onto an American flag instead, to make sure no one else has as awesome and huge orgasm as you.
Everyone at the orgy was having a great time, till Donny decided to do a paris pullout.
by Leth28 June 2, 2017
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puerto rican pullout

When your having sex with a girl and your about to cum pull out and snort a line off her butt
Yo Jeff do a puerto rican pullout on that bitch!

Dont be a pussy puerto rican pullout that hoe!
by 8o5 September 25, 2013
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