Professor Frink

Scientist-like person on The Simpsons that tends to mumble and use the word "glayven" a lot

Professor Frink, Professor Frink, he'll make you laugh, he'll make you think, he likes to run, and then the thing, with the......... person.....oh boy.... that monkey is gonna pay.

by The Neiler July 10, 2003

Consult Professor Hans Jerkov

To wank

When I'm got getting any, I consult Professor Hans Jerkov

by Dollarbill85 September 1, 2010

Language Professors Hate Him

The spam/hoax ADs that pop up everywhere and claim that you can large 7 languages in 10 days

Bob: "Dude, Imma try that 'Language Professors Hate Him' Ad!!"

Tim: DON'T ITSASCAM!

*bob's computer crashes after clicking on it*

Bob: Da hell?

by The Meeping Quincy November 4, 2012

Professor Hans Jerkov

Slang normally used to denote the act of masturbation.

You saw the mess he did with his... addiction?
Yeah, apparently he consulted Professor Hans Jerkov.

by Polaris Alpha April 25, 2010

professaur

Word to describe an extremely old/elderly professor. They usually lack contemporary teaching skills and do not understand the modern college environment. Often they were born in prehistoric times, when dinosaurs ruled the earth, hence the spelling.

"Damn professaur O'Bailey just doesn't understand my weekends are for honing my beer pong skills, not reading, writing, and rithmitic."

by lukepatty317 December 2, 2010

professor finessor

noun: comes from the English words professor and finesse.

only an absolute straight savage can be a professor finessor.

only one person you know can be a professor finessor: two professor finessors is unheard of.

annunciation: (PRO-FES-R FI-NES-R)

"That dude's a baller!"

"That's my guy!"
"I call him professor finessor"

by Sir Rufus Rumpshire VII February 18, 2018

Bussy Professor

To be a bussy professor is to be of the wiser and more elite kind, therefore not everyone can be a bussy professor. The qualifications to be a professor of such significance is to get the most bussy in the entire planet. You’ve never seen anyone get as much bussy as a bussy professor.

Keanu Reeves and Sylvester Stallone are definitely bussy professors. Have you seen Pony Danza recently, he’s for sure out being a legendary bussy professor.

by Mike Ockherts May 7, 2022