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Porner

The most coveted desk position in the office, from which you can look at your screen in complete privacy.
I can't believe that undeserving douchebag Fleming got a promotion AND the porner.
by C-Chops September 15, 2010
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Dougie Poynter

Attractive Greek-English bass player in award-winning British Pop/Punk/Rock band McFly. Although he has the ability to sit through an entire interview without uttering a word, when this boy wonder does speak, his witty humour and charisma shines. Poynter's off-stage antics with fellow band member Harry Judd have led people to wonder whether he may be Bisexual.
"I wouldn't say no to that Dougie Poynter"
by LLMathews January 7, 2009
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payner

The act of jerking off over the toilet after you have taken a shit.
I was prarie doggin it while I was browsing porn, so I decided to pull a payner and kill two birds with one stone.
by bun April 14, 2005
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Poner Los cuernos

Means "to put the horns on". When someone puts the horns on their significant other means they cheated on them. They "made a fool" of that person. A guay (way) is an ox or slow dumb animal made for work. When you "put the horns on" your spouse, you turned them into a guay. It is an insult to call someone a guay, or say that someone is putting the horns on him. It's worse than calling a man a fool, but more like...he's being "played for a fool". It's a deep insult to call a Mexican Male a guay or say "te va poner los cuernos" because it not only emasculates the man, but it's insulting his lady as well bu insinuating she is a cheater/ho/slut/whore/puta. This is why Mexican women will cut a guy who calls her man a "guay"...or says "te puso los cuernos". It is now used casually like fucker and dick are used instead of saying dude, or homie. Ex..."Hey fucker, we gonna hit the club tonight?" It isnt calling him a real "fucker" but in place of dude. Same way "guay" is used. Ex. "Hey Guay, vamos al baile o que onda?"
Pinche guay! Te va poner los cuernos si le dejas salir al baile.
by Sillybilly13 September 8, 2019
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Mike Posner

A musical artist who believes that many of his love interests are "cooler than" him, mostly because "they wear designer shades, just to hide" their face.

He also uses hardcore techno-esque beats to break up his songs.
Guy 1: I'm just like Mike Posner.

Guy 2: Is your girlfriend ignoring you whilst wearing sunglasses again?
by 4evr Yng July 19, 2010
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poyter

If you can’t spell Piotr, just say Poyter.
Hey POYT! POYTER! You’re the man.
by Poyter January 11, 2018
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Polnereffed

To be ambushed in a bathroom by someone or something constantly. (Word based off of JJBA Character jean pierre polnareff; Creator of character Hirohiko Araki.)
"I was in my shower when I got Polnereffed by a spider again!"
by Amaya Ayaka August 21, 2020
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