porg' duh mundee

A kobold insult. Roughly translated, “porg duhʼ mundee” means, “your mother is a bare-handed wiper of halfling bums!” As far as Kobold insults go, this ranks as one of the worst.

porg' duh mundee, now you die, human adventurer

by Son of a Goblin Hooker January 2, 2021

Porg Master

A chonk annoying human who spills coke on his Xbox

Ahh porg master stop scranning Cheerios and doing science experiments on your Xbox

by Massive man 3245 April 17, 2021

Porg master

A chonk man who scrans Oreos and spills coke on his Xbox

Porg master stop scranning Oreos and doing science experiments on your Xbox

by Massive man 3245 April 17, 2021

Porg

Some absolutely dumbass piece of shit from some weird instagrammar I forgot his name piece of shit keeps fucking using it keeps PMO.

What the porg

by BananaLord363 July 31, 2025

Porged

To catastrophically break a Linux installation—most commonly Arch Linux—to the point where it is fundamentally unrecoverable. When a system is "porged," no amount of chroot, Live USB tinkering, or forum-diving can save it; the only solution is to wipe the partition and reinstall from scratch.

The term originates from the username AdmiralPorg, a legendary figure known for their unique ability to turn a functional OS into a digital paperweight through reckless sudo usage, broken dependencies, or mismanaged bootloaders.

Person A: "That Hyprland rice looks clean! Did you finally get the ml4w dotfiles working?"
Person B: "Actually, I tried to force the installation script over my old config and totally porged my install. I can’t even drop into a TTY; it's just a black screen and sadness."
Person A: "Classic. I'll get the ventoy drive ready. Time to reinstall."

by Gurkenwerfer January 5, 2026