popularity 

A state of mind. Many people say they are "popular" or use a label because they have no self-confidence in thereself.

Girl: OMG!!!11shift+1!! You must so be jealous of me because I am so much more popular than you!111

Everyone else: Get a life you little fruitloop.

popularity by Millions September 27, 2005

Popularity 

A social disease in which a blind group of voids who believe that if you have a lot of backstabbing "friends", wearing the "hottest" clothes, listening to shitty music, and following what your friends do is popular.

Preppy: OMG everybody loves me, I'm so populllaarrrr

Individual: Fuck you, popularity craving void.

Popularity by I-Hate-You-Preps March 15, 2010

population porridge 

slang for sperm

I've run out of population porridge, do you have any?

population porridge by sac March 20, 2004

populatory war

A war within the population of a country.

Increased segregation and stereotyping in America will soon lead to populatory war.

populatory war by djday_59 November 8, 2007

popularitis 

When you have a crush on someone popular that you know you don't have a chance with but you like them anyways.

Ugh, I love them but they're popular. I think I have popularitis.

popularitis by MaLadBrogan May 25, 2016

Popularity sociopath

A person who flatters his way into high social standing and mimics the behavior and actions of popular people while at the same time being entirely oblivious to basic social cues.

"Why did that friend of your s just give me a high five and ask me if I wanted drugs and to do sex?" "Oh that's Randolph. He's a popularity sociopath. He probably saw somebody do that in a movie."

Popularity sociopath by Gayscene July 20, 2017

populution 

Populution is a term used to describe the global population and population growth that continues to exceed the earth's ecological carrying capacity.

People, in becoming mass consumers, have in turn become mass wasters - they have become populution.

Why do people still insist on having large families? They adding to the populution.

populution by ProFX July 7, 2008