poop dick

A male penis submerged in shit after having anal intercourse.

Jonas got a poop dick after having buttsex with Rachel.

by Iadan and Ecilec February 3, 2009

poop dick

smelly material covering a mans wee wee after he inserts it into the butt hole of a human/ armadillo

Lindsey Pusslander enjoys sucking the poop dick of cubans after they have run an anal train on her.

by jizzem May 11, 2006

poop dick

when a male wipes back-to-front after pooping, resulting in poop getting all of their penis and testicles.

carl: “why do they call bob poop dick?”
billy: “bro cus he wipes back to front after he takes a shat so he gets it all over his shaft.”

by TheOrdinaryB October 20, 2018

poop dick

when your dick's got poop on it.

branden's biomembrane is lookin like quite a poop dick today.

by bee rye ahn July 8, 2007

Poop dick carwash

A girl's mouth when she gives a guy with a poop dick a blowjob.

Rachel's mouth became a poop dick carwash when she gave Jonas a blowjob.

by lollllllllllll696969 January 2, 2010

Poopy Dickson

When changing your baby boy and fecal matter has accumulated all over the penis.

I changed Joshua earlier, he had bad diarrhea and I exclaimed: "Damn you got a poopy dickson!"

by JefferiahtheMessiah February 9, 2021

limp poop dick

It's what happens when you are hammering a girls backside and you pull out to find your member covered in shit. This mood killer causes "limp poop Dick".

I was really getting it until I was hit with limp poop dick.

by Low b December 19, 2016