plomb

The following is an updated short description of the word 'plomb'; use in context, conception and distinction follow...

1. Polite term for a physical turd/poo/crap/shit in a toilet that hasn't flushed for one of many possible reasons...(see i-vii below)

2. Used to endearingly identify one's offspring.

3. A humorous and unique word coined in the early seventies to convey the moment of impact and subsequent existence of (ideally) a well-shaped (circular in cross-section) and solid turd/poo/crap/shit in a toilet;

By fusing "plop" and "bomb" this word describes the two most likely instances that flash into the non-Creator's mind upon detecting a plomb,(i) it's representative and symbolic status as a 'b-omb' by a Creator not one's self and (ii) the precise moment it 'plo-pped' (in the water) from within its Creator.

4. Lead (metal) in French and with close resemblance in many other tongues.

Possible reasons for non-flush and therefore plomb:

i. 'the Creator is still admiring its profile'
ii. 'the Creator simply forgot to flush it'
iii. 'the Creator is still admiring its subaquadynamics.'
iv. 'the Creator failed to account for any excessive reading or dozing time (esp. after bowl-rise-blackout) and subsequent semi-permanence of plomb.
v. 'the Creator is about to perform an autoptical check for consistency'
vi. 'the Creator is peforming a control test to discover his/her intestinal impact on unchewed peas, bananas etc.'
vii. 'the Creator has planted a deliberate 'plomb' for another to stop in his/her tracks and admire.

Examples in context:

1. I say, who left a big plomb in the toilet? 'Where you off to? I'm off to make a plomb' 'Where's so-and-so? I think he/she's in the toilet, making a plomb.'

2. 'How's the plombs? - Oh the kids?, They're fi-i-ne, how's yours? etc' 'You little plomb!' (eg. to young family)

3. 'Why do you call it a Plomb? - NeverM-I-N-D!'

4. Fuel attendant - 'Quelle petrol, Monsieur?
Customer - Plomb!
Fuel attendant - Parfait choix, Monsieur. Toute-suite plomb! Plomb, plomb... c'est si plomb! ..Heh! qu'est ce-que tu viens dit? Ugh! J'adore Patti Smith parce-que je suis 'jeune Parisien'. Je m'en fut! Mange-tu mon plomb! Rat-at-at-at-atat-at!!'

With complements/credit to Harry C the Greek :)

by Ja-' Chri-' UK July 31, 2008

Plooboodling

Defined as violent gyration of an obese person's excess fat layers. Used for intimidation, to attract a mate, or to harass a rival or loved one.

Her undulating gyrations hypnotized me to begin plooboodling to win her favor.

by The Bakinnator January 20, 2014

Dale plomo

"Dale plomo" is spanish slang which translates to "give him lead",
meaning to shoot somebody.

da = give
le = him
plomo = lead (bullet)

Police helicopter approaching drug kingpin on the run.
Gunner: "Colonel, what now?"
Colonel: "Dale plomo"
Gunner proceeds to shoot the fugitive.

by Turtle_TwisT January 31, 2019

Pombophobia

Fear of Miss Pombo brutally murdering you.

" I think I have pombophobia. "

by killuasrags October 28, 2020

Plombir Gang

Is the most dangerous and deadly gang in western Europe. Their headquarter is located at a highly secret, guarded property in Germany. The origin of the name is still yet to be found out. They leave a Plombir ice cone ´🍦´at their victims location 3 days before they snatch you.

"Yesterday i saw a Plombir ice cone on my neighbours porch. A few days after that he was nowhere to be found"

"Oh damn, the Plombir Gang got him for good"

by PlombirBiggie January 6, 2021

plowboy

Plowboy, n.

(1) A legislative aide in the New Jersey State House.

(2) A Jew of Cuban heritage.

(3) A boy who plows.

(4) A Tetris piece.

"I was slashing through underbrush in the Sierra Madres, when I came across a lowly plowboy analyzing BRT viability."

by Phyllis Gottlieb December 7, 2005

Plumbobbing

When someone wears specific clothes to let everyone know the mood they're in.

Sindy: "Maybe I should go talk to Ashleigh. Look at that black hoodie; she's totally plumbobbing her sadness.

by WhatDoesPseudonymMean March 28, 2015