pleather

Pleather is the result of exposing human skin, especially in the face area, to massive amount of semen in the course of many years. The most affected individuals can be found in the porn industry.

Q. Did you ses Jenna Jameson lately? What happend to her face?
A. After so many years doing porn her face turned pleather. what would you expect!

by TheMunker March 13, 2008

pleach

some one who is very good at many things, most commonly used in poker. a pleach gets many good hands and can bluff very well. if you have a pleach at your table they will most likley win.

Man they guy just got 3 royal flushes in a row, what a pleach. Cash me out.

by Paul February 13, 2005

pleather puke

When you take a sniff inside a new car and then puke after words from that new artificial leather (pleather) smell.

I got a bad case of pleather puke when I got my new car last week.

by pleather puke boy October 10, 2008

Pelaphur

The highest rank of the human race. Pelaphurs often are very smart and incredibly active in society. Pelaphurs always exclude scutters from conversations and activities.

"Did you hear about those pelaphurs at that party?"
"Yea. They took over the whole thing, this assholes."

by Dylan Le June 17, 2018

pleather sauna

The inside of a cheap car on a really hot day.

That junkie left her kid in the pleather sauna today and it was 105 degrees outside!!!

by skull_krusher April 18, 2017

Pleather

*Genuine Pleather (not to be confused with synthetic pleather). The only material considered suitable for The World's Greatest Runner ™ to sit on whilst gaming.

Super comfy, swivels, rocks, reclines, heated, massages and has two cup holders for booze and 4 pockets for storing some healthy grilled pitta breads as a healthy alternative gaming snack.

Mate it's made of 100% genuine Pleather. It's a wipe clean surface.

by SteVader July 13, 2017

pleather baby

A queer subculture: resissued candy kid aesthetic. 'people who never bathe but always talk about eating ass.' 90s hot topic. Dirty pacifiers and decapitated baby dolls.

'Hey look at that pleather baby with the chain. I bet they've got all the poppers.

by Chamomilf April 6, 2019