the red, aching, sore hands of one that has just cracked open one too many pistachios.
May include cuts under the finger nails from shells slipping while in the opening process, and salty digits due to the delicious, but sodium rich coating on pistachios
May include cuts under the finger nails from shells slipping while in the opening process, and salty digits due to the delicious, but sodium rich coating on pistachios
person A: "dude why are you fingers all red? and why can't you move em'?"
person B: "aw man i spent the last hour trying to open pistachios"
person A: "sweet...how many did you eat?"
person B: "like 20!!"
person A: "what!? 20!? so not worth the pistachio-fingers!"
person B: "aw man i spent the last hour trying to open pistachios"
person A: "sweet...how many did you eat?"
person B: "like 20!!"
person A: "what!? 20!? so not worth the pistachio-fingers!"
by katiesawesome December 19, 2008
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Man- Darn, I want to crack my Walmart Pistachios!
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Used as a literal replacement for "That's what she said" in times when the full statement would be deemed crass and boorish, e.g. when in the presence of your grandmother.
"It was hard"
-"Pistachio"
-"Pistachio"
by rtac April 29, 2008
Get the pistachio mug.noun: pistadex - a figure representing to average asking price of a Bianchi Pista Bike on craigslist.org across several hip metropolitan areas
I saw a Pista on Seattle craigslist for $1,200. That's more than a new one. How will that affect the Pistadex?
by AnnaZed June 24, 2008
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noun
a figure representing the average asking price of a Bianchi Pista on craigslist.org across several hip metropolitan areas.
After closing of major markets the pistadex (PDEX) was up 12 points closing at all-time high of 1262.76.
noun
a figure representing the average asking price of a Bianchi Pista on craigslist.org across several hip metropolitan areas.
After closing of major markets the pistadex (PDEX) was up 12 points closing at all-time high of 1262.76.
Dude the pistadex is way up but I think I want to buy anyway.. it's just going to keep going up yaknow.
Yeah, buy. I think. Buy, buy, buy. (it's never going to stop)
Yeah, buy. I think. Buy, buy, buy. (it's never going to stop)
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Person 2: Dog that was a Pitak-Story.
Person 2: Dog that was a Pitak-Story.
by NRS$@) April 24, 2008
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