national philharmonic

A sex position in which a girl undergoes anal from 50-60 emotionless middle-aged Japanese men.

I was thinking we'd go out for dinner and then get national philharmoniced behind the in n out burger

by The postmaster general April 24, 2017

Tinned Pilchard

When a Raccoon (usually of the Portuguese variant) breaks in to your home and defecates on the kitchen floor. Usually, having been attracted by the smell of cheese and ham crackers.

Steve: “Oh for fuck’s sake Tom, have you had a shit on the kitchen floor?”

Tom: “it wasn’t me, it must have been another tinned Pilchard incident”

by Stemol August 31, 2023