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The Phil Kubel Effect

Putting a silk stocking behind a camera lens in order to create a diffused annd beautifying look on a subject
Robert Redford always looks young on-screen becos of the Phil Kubel effect
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Phildo

A person, especially an extra portly male, who spends most of his day naked with his flesh tool in hand and rolls overfloweth, typing on his keyboard one stubby finger at a time, flipping screens between gay porn and multiple online blogs and pages managed by him.
Last week I walked in on Stilton being a phildo and I don’t think I can ever erase that image from my mind.
by Shorenewsnetwork August 21, 2020
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phil swift

The living god of all things Flex Seal.
by dfkljgfhjkash May 6, 2018
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West Philadelphia

Where troubled youth spend most of their days chilling out, shooting basketball, and getting into physical confrontations.
Frank: Hey Will, where were you raised?
Will: In West Philadelphia...
by Granddaddy Smith December 3, 2013
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Dr.Phil

Dr.Phil is a sexy 69 year old man, born on September 1, 1950. This year (2020) he is turning 70 year old. Which is extremely sad, but he will forever be 69 in our hearts. He has a nice, shiny bald head that I bet he moisturises everyday, explaining why it looks so damn good all the time, and a super sexy moustache. Anybody who doesn't worship this king is absolutely sick, and they will need to seek help immediately. I bet he smells really good, too.
Person 1: Is that Dr.Phil
Person 2: Of course it is, who else would it be?
Person 1: You have a point. I just want to caress his bald head so much
Person 2: So do I, imagine how soft it would be.

Person 1: It would be my dream. Have you seen him holding a knife?
Person 2: Yes, who do you think I am? The knife was so sharp and thick. It would make my dream come true if i could hold that very knife.
by daddyphilcult August 12, 2020
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uncle philed

To be ejected/thrown out of an establishment by being pickeed up by the back of your collar and the back of your trousers and tossed out of the door.
As the wealthy Uncle Phil (Will Smith's Uncle in The Fresh Prince of Bel Air) did to Will's low-life best friend, Jazz.
by Jennifer Brookes June 17, 2005
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Philarmony Class

A more specific term to describe GZAAT Class of 2019, the best class that has ever existed in all of human history.
- "Dude, let's get out of the lounge, the Philarmony Class is coming."
by GioLabeouf September 18, 2018
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