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National eat a short person 

February 2nd is the day that you can eat a short person anyone who is short RUN!!
*eats cutely*

Friend:*in stomach voice* WTF

Me:I can finally eat you now
Me: It’s national eat a short person day

National abuse a short person day 

The day where a person can *abuse a short person* *without permission*

It allows any type of abuse.

not a soul person is allowed to love anything more than me 

“ not a soul person is allowed to love anything more than me”

“omg bro nevaeh is over there! be quiet!!”

Throw A Short Person Day 

Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.
Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock

Throw a short person day 

Hey, it’s throw a short person day! C‘Mere!

National Kiss a Short Person Day

On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.