A Special person to me 

Someone who loves me regardless I ruined the mood for us but you're still special too me I am also desperate.,

My girlfriend is A Special person to me.

A Special person to me by Zanze October 16, 2018

National eat a short person 

February 2nd is the day that you can eat a short person anyone who is short RUN!!

*eats cutely*

Friend:*in stomach voice* WTF

Me:I can finally eat you now
Me: It’s national eat a short person day

National eat a short person by SmeggsySponge274682 December 21, 2020

National abuse a short person day 

The day where a person can *abuse a short person* *without permission*

It allows any type of abuse.

13 June, National abuse a short person day

National abuse a short person day by ggmrdoodn October 26, 2020

not a soul person is allowed to love anything more than me 

i hate nevaeh

“ not a soul person is allowed to love anything more than me”

“omg bro nevaeh is over there! be quiet!!”

not a soul person is allowed to love anything more than me by atotallyrandomperson420 June 18, 2022

Throw A Short Person Day 

Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.

Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock

Throw A Short Person Day by kneegrowinatree September 18, 2023

Throw a short person day 

On November 9th, you can throw a short person.

Hey, it’s throw a short person day! C‘Mere!

Throw a short person day by Uhhhh_idk- November 9, 2023

National Kiss a Short Person Day

On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.

Good thing it's National Kiss a Short Person Day

National Kiss a Short Person Day by A fellow meme boi June 4, 2018