The Scrutinization of Single People Day 

Also known as Valentine's Day.

<Xyrena> So... Anyone got anything special planned for The Scrutinization of Single People Day?
20:41:17 <SD> trying to get laid any way i can cyber or other wise
<DragonLord> lol
* Xyrena nods
<Xyrena> Yup.. Seems to be the idea of it all.

The Scrutinization of Single People Day by Mandy Blevins February 6, 2006

National short people day 

The one day short people (5'5" and under) can't be made fun of, if someone does they owe you a hug.

"Your short" shii guess i owe you a hug since its national short people day

National short people day by Franklin2420 November 16, 2020

Poopy butt shashumga peepee day 

Poopy butt shashumga peepee is a day where we celebrate Poopy butt shashumga peepee's epic troll against nigeria.

HOLY FUCK ITS Poopy butt shashumga peepee DAY!

Poopy butt shashumga peepee day by FunnyNumbers69and420 March 21, 2021

people dislikeing SHOF 

dumbass

people dislikeing SHOF are idiots

people dislikeing SHOF by lanmor2013 August 12, 2023

National 'Throw Medium Sized People Day' 

In response to National Throw Short and Tall people Day, October 23rd is the day where people can throw their friends who are between 5'5" and 5'9" without their consent.

"We'll come for you medium sized people for National 'Throw Medium Sized People Day' is on October 23rd!"

National 'Throw Medium Sized People Day' by FabianBabaYaga October 12, 2021

Throw short people day pt. 2 

On oct 23.

Second opportunity for you to throw people under 5ft 4in because some people are busy on the 21st

-Bro i missed my opportunity to throw a short person yesterday
-Don’t worry man, you'll get another chance tomorrow on Throw short people day pt. 2.

Throw short people day pt. 2 by unlimited_2 October 20, 2021

National Throw Almost Short People Day

This is the day when you throw everyone that is almost short according to National Throw Short People Day standards. Anyone who is 5'8" and below can be thrown without their permission. This is to be done on October 22nd, the day after National Throw Short People Day.

Bob: "Alright Elly, today is your turn! It's National Throw Almost Short People Day."

Elly"Wait, no!" *gets yeeted*

National Throw Almost Short People Day by LoydLonders November 15, 2022