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Patrick County High School

A terrible fucking school full of drug addicts and dumb assholes. It’s as white as a school can get and half of them are obese and have greasy, pungent, nastyass mullets. You lose about 46% of your brain cell count the moment you enter this place because of the sheer lack of chromosomes people have. It’s awful. Also people smear shit on the walls so mind yourself if you happen to be near a wall. I’m sorry
Normal person: Where are you from, sir?
Rednecks, racists, and otherwise lesser people: Patrick County High School!
Normal person: oh 😟
by kleenexuser308 November 21, 2021
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Patrick Clary

Patrick Clary is the greatest man alive. He can row a 2k in five minutes.
Oh my god did you see that guy who just rowed a 2k in five minutes?
Yeah that was Patrick Clary
by marshyMarshyMarsh November 27, 2021
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Patrick Costelloe

Quite literally the definition of handsome. There is no one more amazing and gorgeous than this man. My heart literally melts when he looks at me. I immediately have 5 million orgasms at once when he kisses me.
Patrick Costelloe is a sex god. 100000000/10
by BladeAttack December 7, 2022
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james patrick conner

dude your starting to get like james patrick conner
by yourmom6969696 March 2, 2020
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The Patrick Bateman conundrum

everyone thinks you do something important but in reality you're just a high functioning sociopath while doing the bare minimum.
Friend 1: "I'm a Business Administrator, I'm very important to my company but all I do is I just sign some stuff and send it lower down the ranks once or twice a day. I get everything I want but it still doesn't feel enough for the power I hold"
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.
by n.zeck March 14, 2023
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Patrick Henry College

A recently-founded classical liberal arts college where ex-home schoolers comprise over half of the student body.

Having grown up reading latin, Greek mythology, and the Bible with their 12 brothers and sisters, many students react to their newfound freedom by studying 60 hours a week and heckling anybody who scores below a 175 on the LSAT.

Patrick Henry College is also one of the only schools in the nation with a full parking lot on Friday nights and an empty one Sunday mornings. Rather than dividing themselves into groups of jocks, nerds, and the like, students recognize that they are all nerds and create pecking orders based upon competing epistemologies, opinions on different church fathers, and swing dancing ability.

Fringe groups of cool kids, most of whom went to public and private schools, labor in vain to create an improved public image for their school but generally divert their efforts towards dodging school rules, perfecting their social skills, scoring boss jobs, or getting into cool schools (meaning top 10 in law/IR/economics/philosophy/theology).

The school where the kids from the Little Giants went to play soccer and basketball after they lost their luck and The Annexation of Peurto Rico was forbidden (the worst collegiate athletics program ever maintained).
"I was runner-up in the high school moot court championships so Patrick Henry College accepted the winner and I had to go to Cedarville.

"Did the men's Patrick Henry College soccer team lose the game?" (*you lost the game*) "yeah but only by 11 points and they almost scored once." "Ah that sucks. High school teams around that area are good."
by grandmustardtiger September 19, 2011
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Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas

An untraditional Christmas song written by Crow T. Robot of the television show "Mystery Science Theater 3000" in 1991. The biggest of geeks sing this song annually.
Joel: "You wrote a Christmas song?"
Crow: "Hey, there's no tradition like a new tradition!"
Tom: "Wait a minute, Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas?"
Crow: "Yeah, yeah, based on my favorite movie, Roadhouse."
by TKFTGuillotine June 26, 2017
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